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The Very Last Songs I Will Ever Record (Part 1): 2. Chicken Monkey Duck
CHICKEN MONKEY DUCK by Mike Phirman Monkey chicken chicken, Monkey Chicken, duck duck, Chicken monkey monkey, Chicken Monkey, chicken chicken monkey duck. Monkey duck, Chicken duck, Monkey monkey duck...
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The Very Last Songs I Will Ever Record (Part 1): 3. Clear the Floor
CLEAR THE FLOOR by Mike Phirman Come on Gonna get your body rocking Gonna make you make you move with this Can I be honest? I'm not too crazy about this beat right here Do you think we could just start...
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The Very Last Songs I Will Ever Record (Part 1): 4. Lollytown
LOLLYTOWN by Mike Phirman i ride unicorns and i like candy i go to the beach and i get sandy there's nothing i like more than my friends i was four before i was five i sailed on a cloud before i was...
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The Very Last Songs I Will Ever Record (Part 1): 5. Street Meat (You Keep...
STREET MEAT (YOU KEEP TAUNTIN' ME) by Mike Phirman Sitting with my doctor in midtown. Just had a check-up, he's breaking it down:"No more taking the train", says the doc to me."You've got to walk a lot...
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The Very Last Songs I Will Ever Record (Part 1): 6. One for Them & One for Me
ONE FOR THEM & ONE FOR ME by Mike Phirman I had a job working as a bank teller Every day from nine a.m. to five I wore a tie, a jacket, and a smile Always last to leave and first to arrive But the...
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The Very Last Songs I Will Ever Record (Part 1): 7. The Old Me
LYRICS I’m glad we’re moving on That we’ve both gotten over it Our break-up was pretty bad there for a while I look back and feel stupid It’s stupid I was mad I’ve been so juvenile But now that's all...
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The Very Last Songs I Will Ever Record (Part 1): 10. Do Just What I Say
DO JUST WHAT I SAY by Mike Phirman Hey everybody! Guess who's back! You know what it's time for! Put your hands up (come on everybody) Put your hands up (it's time for everyone to) Put your hands up,...
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The Very Last Songs I Will Ever Record (Part 1): 11. Sketchy Dudes
SKETCHY DUDES by Mike Phirman [ACT 1] Every time I step on a bus, a plane, or a train, I find myself right next to a guy who's just shy of insane Sometimes they don't make a peep Sometimes they feel...
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The Very Last Songs I Will Ever Record (Part 1): 13. Indie
INDIE by Mike Phirman they told us not to use these words they told us not to use these notes they said "don't write that song" but we did because we're Indie their lawyers called our moms and dads...
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w00tstock (feat. Chris Hardwick & Paul and Storm)
A parody of Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's amazing cover of Joni Mitchell's incredible "Woodstock" The name is a reference to the traveling geek-themed variety show "w00tstock", created by Paul and...
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Not This Time (The Kaiju Song)
Inspired by the film "PACIFIC RIM" (which you should see) and Joseph Scrimshaw's album "FLAW FEST" (which you should hear), this song is a celebration of Foolish Optimism.
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What Makes The Breakfast?
The corn makes a flake for the breakfast The fruit makes a shake for the breakfast The flour and the baking soda makes a batter and the batter makes a pancake for the breakfast (the batter makes a...
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Left Off ("Geek a Week")
My friend Len Peralta makes a series of collectable cards each year called "Geek-a-Week". Last year, he asked if I would write a song for Season 5's collection. It sounded like fun, and, me, I like...
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